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Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.

Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom.

Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok.

Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your [censored] Girl: You'll what? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your [censored]? I borrowed this from another forum, but it's just too damn funny so I wanted to pass it on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This conversation is real. Only the names have been changed to protect starcrftmaniac and Punkgirl Angl, I mean, the innocent. Girl: nevermind your an [censored] Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?