Any lesbian single who has been dating for any length of time has one or more horror stories to share.

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I had a woman go off on me via a dating site email. Then she just went crazy on me, sending multiple threatening emails. My friend’s plan was to never see a woman she’d had a first date with again, and then there she was at the front door.

That’s weird and could make a lesbian downright scared.

My friend slammed the door in her face and told her not to come back or she’d call the cops.

In no time at all, I connected with a local woman who had four pictures up on the site.

She showed up and, as is often the case, was 50 pounds heavier than her pictures, which it turned out were at least 10 years old. We met a second time, supposedly just as friends, but she shows up with a present. A friend suggested that I ask her to meet in Boston, so if things went badly, I could easily escape back to Maine. The weekend arrives, and I realize I’m not attracted to her.

I’m not sure what fantasy women are telling themselves who post pictures that are so out of date that you don’t recognize her when you meet. I open it to find a teeny tiny white negligee inside, which she says I should put on so we can play house. I met another woman online who is (for real) a big time lawyer from New York City and wanted me to spend a weekend with her in the city — and bring my daughter. However, I’m someone who likes to give attraction time to grow, so we spend the day walking around Cambridge and Harvard and then go out to dinner.She orders the most expensive wine on the menu, proceeds to pretty much down the bottle and then orders another. I’m supposed to have sex with her, and I’m being stubborn and resistant.We finally get the bill and get outside where she starts screaming at me as we walk to the hotel.Then I remembered the reason I met her in Boston was just in case things went bad. Oh, the date where the gorgeous lesbian shows up and then proceeds to get completely obliterated.As soon as I could get away from her, I packed my bag, left her a note on the desk and left. She left a message to say she was sorry but she was IN LOVE WITH ME. She throws up and then passes out, so now you’re stuck paying for her drinks and taking her home.As I’m going over the Tobin Bridge in Boston, she called. Yeah, that’s a really bad date, and it’s a real sign the woman has a problem with alcohol. How about the women on dating sites who throw hissy fits when you don’t respond to them or respond fast enough? I responded back to say I wished her luck but I wasn’t interested in dating her. How about the date who follows you home and asks to spend the night with you?