Where I come from we weren't ever allowed in the room with a girl. Found out he's alive, am now seeking to re-unite with him.

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Bush comes to speak at Powers Brothers Aviation and everything becomes a mess.

Jack wants George to cut his hair but George likes his hair the way it is.

Benny has started dating a 42-year-old man named Randy (Nick Offerman) without telling George.

You are a good man, and you made a horrible mistake!

If I was lucky, she came home drunk with the spins so she'd have to hold on to me! George: Okay, now that we're all here, we're gonna start with a different game tonight. In the suburbs, it's called "You Might Wanna Sit Down For This, It's a SHOCKER".

And if the cops don't find you, I will, and I'll kick your ass. You know, George, sometimes late at night, I'm balled up in the fetal position, I'm naked, I'm holding a double bourbon and I am crying like a baby. Look, I didn't have a dad, and I pray that my mom would come home at 6 so I can see her before bedtime.

I wanna see your birth certificate, or I'm calling the cops. George: Carmen, you're lucky you have parents who care. Carmen: I just got my letter from Northern Vermont, but I'm afraid to open it.

I partied with Chingy and I shared a sandwich with a homeless guy. So no more curfews, no more rules, I'm an adult, and tomorrow night, I'm going out. Now, at the time, I was already growing vegetables in the garden; I didn't want one walking around my house.

We did not raise you this far so you can screw up your life with Zack, so there is no way in hell that you are ever gonna see him again! I'll just go to bed, but I want you to know things aren't the same. I told her I never forgave her for cheating on my dad. George: I told her the same thing I wrote on her Mother's Day card: "You're old and the better not lose your job, because sabes que?