Article 11: A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furniture.If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are-in most cases, stuck in a doorway.Article 12: Bros do no share dessert Article 13: All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman Article 14: If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor the 'Brode of silence' and play dumb.

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" or "Wow, quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball".

Its still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls...metaphorically speaking of course.

Article 10: A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.

NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math.

Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is-apeice of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience through the prism of stereotypical gender differences.

I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets!

Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.

Article 1: Bro's before Ho's Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown Article 4: A Bro never divulges the of the Bro Code to a woman.

It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason..not even that reason.

Article 5: whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.

Article 6: A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room Article 7: A Bro never admits he can't drive a stick. Article 8: A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.