If eyes are the window into the soul, Tinder is the window into the pants.(#True.) And there are people out there who want to make that reality...easier.

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Like any true "before and after" situation, we chatted about why we chose our original Tinder photos and had Max give us his (brutally honest) professional opinion. Finished product: “I went for the Steve Jobs look, clearly I nailed it.

Afterwards we got snapping, gave our best Blue Steels, and in the end, came out with (kind of) better-looking versions of ourselves. I also look like your doctor on Zoc Doc.” Why he chose it: “My roommate (female) suggested I include a photo with ladies in my profile. The logic: It shows that attractive women like me (still single, ladies).

Why she chose it: “It was a good hair day for sure. Like a blonde Carmen Sandiego playing cards." Max weighs in: Mysterious. I would never be able to recognize her in real life. Because my friends pictured are attractive.” Max weighs in: This dude looks like a total player and not in a good way.

I wouldn’t use girls in your photo, you don’t wanna come off greedy and creepy.

Finished product: “I look less like a party boy/player, but more like a potential crazy.

The photo is well-shot and composed, but the glint in my eyes makes it look like I'll either date you or kidnap you.” Why she chose it: "It screams 'spontaneous, adaptable, adorable.' Rough-and-tumble enough to house a burrito on the street, but still looks classy doing it. " Max weighs in: "I’m lonely and this burrito will keep me company more than you can" is what this photo really says. Oh and yeah the second photo's not overly exposed and is more honest.

Doesn’t show much, just your love of unhealthy food. But gotta say, I'm more into plaid shirts days.” Conclusion?

Finished product: “This definitely ups the sophistication level, but I look a little mean and off-putting. There is no doubt the photos are better in nearly every scenario, but..seems Tinder is supposed to have candid pictures, you know?

Whatever, I’m cool with it.” Why he chose it: “It was my profile picture so it went up automatically.” Max weighs in: There’s two of them!